So, the doctor was plenty surprised by Mike's appearance today. I've been telling him for weeks that he's too thin. Does he listen to me? Oh, HAYELL NO! Well maybe now he will.
The doctor tells Mike that he has to start putting on weight and pronto. He insists that Mike start eating carbs. High calorie carbs. As in, a Krispy Kreme a day. He says, "Wait here a minute." He goes out into the nurses office area and grabs something and comes back in. He says, "I'm going to put you on the diet that all the doctors here use. It's called the M&M diet." He then takes Mike's hand and pours a bunch of peanut M&Ms from this candy jar into it. He tells Mike that he has to eat them all before he can leave the office!
So, you think next time he might listen?
